I only own the cat. And I'm keeping her. Everybody else is on
their own..or, you know, Marvel's.
Ask, and ye shall receive.
Please? With tender vittles on top?
Logan just keeps picking up strays. It's something about the eyes.
My brbf demanded a kitty story since she got In August instead the last time
I tried to write one. She asks, I comply. The 'wake up and smell
the hottie' line Jubes says here is lifted from early BtVS-Buffy said it
to Willow, referring to Xander, if I'm not mistaken. And no, I'm not
obsessing about shower massages. Really.
get my ass back home. Enough drinkin' and fightin' for one night.
Marie'll be wonderin' where the hell I am pretty soon. She don't like
me stayin' out past two or three and it's 2:15 now. Well, I took Scooter's
bike. I oughta be able to make it home in twenty minutes or so.
that she'll say anythin' if I'm late. It's just that-well, she worries.
And I don't like to make her worry. Ever since I came back to Chuck's,
we've kinda kept an eye on each other. She's been doin' OK and everythin',
but I like to watch over her just in case. Pretty soon, she's gonna
be done with school, and then she'll hafta decide what she wants to do.
But until then, I'm just gonna -
fuck? Well, that thing's got some nerve to be climbin' onto my boot
like that. Well, I'm just gonna drop-kick that little soakin' wet cat
to-oh, shit. Well, would you look at that? It's brown.
Dark brown with a white stripe of fur right down the middle. Guess
who that reminds me of?
guess I shouldn't drop-kick it now. But that don't mean I gotta-
Rubbin' up against me, huh? Well, that's not gonna earn you any brownie
points, no way. "rrrr" Purrin'-you're really pullin' out all
the stops, huh? Well, maybe I'll just pick you up to take a little
look atcha. You're not bad. You're kinda cute. You know,
as stupid mangy animals go. "Meeeow." That's annoyin', though.
Too noisy. Ah well, I'll just put it back down and-"Mmmmeeeoooooowww!"
Don't wanna be put back down. Huh. Well, I can't-I can't keep
it. I mean, I just can't. It's wet and stinky and thin and hungry
and would you look at it's eyes? It's got eyes too big for the rest
of it, and guess who that reminds me of again? Shit.
dammit." I hate it when one of the other two answer the door.
I know they live here, but would it be so much to ask for Marie to answer
the door all the time? "Dude, it's, like three a.m. What's up your
just get Rogue?"
shine, chica. It's your boyfriend." They both call me that.
I hate it. It always makes Marie get all embarrassed. Plus, I
have never, ever in my life been somebody's 'boyfriend'. I've never
been somebody's anythin'. And that's more or less how I like it.
More or less.
Sleepy whinin'. Oh well, at least that means she's up. "Hey."
Always smiles when she sees me, even at 3 a.m. I'm kinda glad she wasn't
too worried about me bein' out to get to sleep. Kinda.
I gotcha somethin'." I really, really hope she's not allergic to-
Logan, it's a kitten!" She's grabbin' for it, so that must mean she
likes it and she's not allergic. "It's so cute!"
course." I mean, it did remind me of her, and she's, like, the personification
of 'cute'. "Whadddya think? I'd bring you home a bad-lookin'
Big smile, sparklin' eyes. "Where did you find it? It smells
awful and it looks like it hasn't eaten in days."
it in the alley when I was, uh, out. It tried hitchin' a ride onto
you're developing an alarming habit of just picking up things that try to
hitch rides with you" This is pretty much why I like her. Brave
enough to tease me, likes me enough to play with me a little, and smart enough
to come up with clever things to say when she does. That, plus, you
know, the cute thing.
out pretty good so far." And you can't underestimate the cuteness factor
either, oh no. Like right now, she's smilin' all big and tiltin' her
head just so.
let's-let's take it to your room and give it a bath. And get it some
food. It's probably hungry. Aren't you? Aren't you little
kitty?" Her talkin' to the cat is even cute, and I fuckin' hate it
when most people do shit like that. Good God.I *am* her boyfriend..
but it's livin' with you. I like my space." My room's next to
hers, naturally, so not a long walk.
little cat. How much space can it take up? Besides, I think Kitty,
ironically enough, might be allergic."
Didn't think about her roommates. Shit. "Well, it's gotta live
somewhere else then."
"But I want
to keep it close-can't it-can't it just stay with you? Look at her,
she won't be any trouble." How, exactly do I let her talk me into these
things? It's all her fault that I picked up the mangy cat in the first
place. I only did it 'cause it reminded me of her and-"Please?"
right. But you owe me."
Logan!" Oooh-cheek kiss. Her control's gettin' better if she
went and did that. Good, that's good. "Come on, let's give it
What? I fed you. You've got the cat litter thing. "Mrrrrow."
I bet I know what it is. You don't like Marie bein' gone either.
She went out on some date with some stupid kid insteada comin' over to play
with you. That's what's botherin' you, right? "Meow."
Well, don't worry too much. She said it wasn't a real date, just a double
date with one of her little roommates, and that she just went 'cause the
girl didn't wanna go alone with the other guy. That's all. She'll
be back to play with you tomorrow night, like always.
There's really nothin' to worry about. It's not like she's out lookin'
for another cat or somethin'. She's just doin' a favor to a friend.
And she might stop in tonight yet. You know, on her way to bed or somethin'.
I don't think they'll be out that late. She likes you, she wouldn't
go bringin' home another cat, no way.
That's more like it. You know, she likes to have her head rubbed too.
She don't purr when I do it, but she looks like she likes it a lot.
I'd probably purr if she did it to me. "Rrrrrr" You don't think-you
don't think she's, like, goin' out just 'cause I do or somethin'. 'Cause
that's different. I gotta-well, I'm usedta goin' out, havin' a smoke,
havin' a few drinks, maybe fightin' for money every now and then. I'm
not-I'm not our prowlin' for other girls to pick up or nothin'. I just-a
man needs his space. No-I think-I think she gets that. That's
not it. It's just what she said-a favor to a friend.
Huh? Oh yeah, that is-it is her. I smell her too. Hmm.
She's comin' back real early. Well, maybe she did her thing and-
slammed that door pretty-
believe you did that!" Heh. She's mad at one of her little roommates
there. Well, serves her right for makin' Marie go out on a date with
somebody she don't like.
I'm trying to help you out here! Remy likes you, he really, really likes
you and you can't sit around all your life and wait for Logan to wake up
and smell the hottie. You need to go out, get a little action."
Action?! There's not gonna be any of that kinda action for Marie.
Uh-uh. No way in hell.
want 'action'-and I don't like Remy." See? She's not gonna wanna-"Even
if he is really, really sexy." What the hell? She's not supposedta
be thinkin' those thoughts-and especially not about some dickhead that she
man would float anybody's boat. You don't hafta marry the guy, just
let him, you know, get next to you for a little lovin'." Grrrrrr.
if you spend any more time with the shower massage, we're gonna have to sell
something to pay the water bill in this place!" She's been, uh, doin'
that? I didn't think she-well, I thought she wasn't, uh, into that.
am I supposed to do? I can't touch anybody, not yet. And I have-"
needs. Exactly my point. And if Mr. Big and Hairy next door isn't
gonna, uh, service those needs, you gotta find someone who will. Remy
would be more than happy to volunteer for that duty." Hell no.
Oh, no. Is he-if he's that Cajun dickhead I saw sniffin' after her,
I know where to find him. Where to find him and scare the livin' shit
outta him. I'm gonna make damn sure he doesn't get any sex-ideas about
older than me, he's twenty-eight and-" Twenty-eight?! That's way
too old for her-ten years older than her! No way, oh, no fuckin' way
old is Logan?" Uh.fuck.
not the point."
is the point, then?"
comin' from my girl. You know, I wonder if she realizes I can hear all
this and doesn't wanna say-well, no, if she realized, she'd have never said
half of that stuff. "I guess the point is that maybe you're right."
Huh? "Maybe-maybe I'm not going to have that kind of relationship with
Logan, maybe he doesn't want that and never will. Maybe I'll just never
be able to hold a candle to Jean. Maybe I should just screw Remy and
get on with my life." Oh no, oh no-get, get off me, cat. I gotta
go fix this right now. "Because I just- Logan?!"
you, like, knock? We live here, you know."
not goin' out with that Remy, Marie. No way." There. Settled.
you could hear us talking, couldn't you?" I know she'd be embarrassed
by that, but hearin' her say the words 'screw' and 'Remy' in the same sentence
made me lose track of that fact-my brain and everythin' in my body is goin'
go out with whoever she wants. It's not like you're dating her, so let
the girl get some lovin' from someone else if you're not gonna-"
No lovin'. No lovin' from someone else. No way." Let's
be crystal fuckin' clear on that.
See? The cat even agrees with me.
get-here, let me have the cat. We can't let it in here, Kitty-"
off with other men, Marie, you got that?" I could give a shit about
the cat bein' in here. Let her little roommate sneeze once or twice.
you, her father? Damn, man, she's young, she's in her prime!
She's a young woman in her prime-and she's a damn *fine* woman! And
we're tired of waitin' half an hour for the bathroom!"
God, she is turnin' bright red now, and it even looks like she's tryin' to
hide behind the cat. That's just..that's just.cute. Shit.
It is cute. Claws back in. "Let's-let's take the cat back to
your room. We can-we'll talk there." Givin' her roommate one
last dirty look. Heh.
she's done yellin' at me now. Lotsa words about livin' her own life
and datin' who she wants and whatever. Then some shy little looks and
sayin' well-just 'cause she went out with him and said those things doesn't
mean she's gonna do anythin' with him, and how she doesn't really like him
all that much anyway. Then some more loud words about how she was legally
and actually an adult now and if she wanted to you know, date, she could.
With anyone. Pointed look at me right at that part. I just smiled
and winked. That shook her composure a little and now she's just kinda
talkin', just lettin' whatever's left in her brain run outta her mouth.
"And I, uh, with that shower massage crack, Jubes was just, um-"
The cat always agrees with me. Smart cat.
here kitty." The cat really does love her. It likes bein' held
by her and petted and talked to and snuggled up with. "But who else
would have me for a roommate? I mean, you know, what with the deadly
skin and the excessive shower times" And the blushin' that just makes
you wanna nibble on those red little cheeks.
"I got two
roommates for ya in mind."
And you wouldn't even have too far to move."
down the hall?"
Right next door." She stopped pettin' the cat, so I think she finally
gets what I mean. "We're sociable, we won't hog the shampoo, and the
cat doesn't even use the shower."
want me to move in with you? I mean here. You want me to move
You had it right the first time. I want you to move in with me.
With me and the cat." The cat'll like havin' her around all the time,
that's for sure. That way, the cat'll know where she is and it'll be
able to curl up with her at night, and maybe even, you know, lick her on
the face a little or somethin'.
you saying you want to-to date me?"
date. There's no datin'. I want you to move in." I don't
do datin'. Never have, never will. There's no reason to, really.
I mean, datin'-that's for someone you're tryin' out, someone you're not sure
of and you wanna figure out if they're the one. Well, I don't need
to figure that out.
Why now all of a sudden?" I think she wants to, but I just caught her
a little off guard.
I noticed you might wanna. I wasn't-I was waitin'."
love of God, why didn't you say anything to me?" The cat's about to
purr, she's rubbin' it just like it likes.
wanna push if you didn't wanna-well, you know. But I don't like the
idea of some guy named Remy or even the shower massage gettin' attention insteada
me. Now-now that I know that's an option, well, I'd like to cut down
your shower time."
smile, soft eyes. Yeah, she's movin' in. "You know, if I'm going
to live with you two, I think my other roommate needs a name." That
cat's so damn content right now, it'd let her call it whatever she wants.
going to give it some kind of cat psychiatric problem." Heh.
The cat's gonna like livin' with her-it appreciates a sense of humor like
that. It's a pretty savvy cat.
then, what do you wanna name it?"
We'll call her Allie. You found her in an alley, right?"
can be Allie cat." That's actually perfect, you know? It suits
the cat pretty good. "Logan? Are you sure?"
I like Allie." I'm gonna hafta teach the cat how to tease her a little.
It's so much fun to do that.
I'm sure. How's your control?" I got an idea.
twenty seconds or so. Wh-mmph!" Just in case I haven't been,
you know, perfectly clear about what I'm thinkin' we'll be doin' once she
moves in. "You kissed me!"
Whoa. She's pretty sure about that. Wait, wait-she's catchin'
herself and - "Uh, I mean-"
stick with the 'oh yeah.' Me and Allie-we like enthusiastic roommates."
OK. I'll break it to Jubes and Kitty in the morning." She looks
just thrilled about it-just over the moon. I don't think I've ever
seen her quite this happy. And the cat-well, it's pretty happy too.
Me and her and Allie-that's a good combo. One thing missin', though.
that shower massage." Smilin'-cute and sexy. Yeah, the pickin'
up strays thing is workin' out pretty good. Pretty good all around.