Dear Dr. Love: Hank's Letter #2
I don't own him, but I sure wish I did.
Ask, and ye shall receive
Please? It makes my Hank-muse happy :)
Dr. Love asks, Hank responds and gives us an update
me thank you for your previous advice. I have already employed your
suggestion of taking the initiative in asking a lady out. This past
week I attended a bioethics convention and I met a charming young lady attending
another conference at the same hotel. After taking a few days to get
my nerve up, I asked her to have dinner with me. She agreed, and we
had quite a pleasant time for the remainder of the week. We have arranged
to meet again when she will be in New York City in three weeks, and I am
optimistic that we are at the beginning of a very promising relationship.
This young lady did not seem deterred by my somewhat cerebral nature nor
by my unusual appearance (in fact, she commented that she found my ears 'cute')
and seems to have a lovely personality herself. She even shares some
of my interests-opera, fine wine, and twinkies are among her favorites.
to your 'personal' questions (and I must say, I found them to be very personal
indeed!), no, I most certainly do not walk around naked. My 'wing-wang,'
as you so delicately put it, is covered in short fur, but extends well beyond
the natural length of my bodily fur covering in that area. In fact,
I consider myself somewhat of a clothes horse. I enjoy dressing up quite
a bit. I hope this helps promote understanding of mutants among your