Video Camera Round Robin
PG-13, Twinkie carnage
WRFA, Mutual Admiration, Dolphin Haven Peep
anyone else, please ask and I'll happily provide
Please? With a golden spongy tasty treat
Good, bad, and ugly welcome.
Hank gets his turn to speak to the fanfic
using the magic camera ;) The rest of the X-Men Camera messages
can be accessed HERE.
OK, so I have a not-so-subtle message in
I can't help it, I have to spread the
We see nothing
for a moment, and then the camera fills
with a vivid,
deep blue color. As the blue slowly
we realize it is Hank in front of the camera,
and he backs
up to sit on the foot of his very large
can also see Bobby sitting at the head of the
with one of Hank's Rubik's Cubes. "Ah,
certain that this shall work?"
Hank, it's some kind of direct line to the
Go on, tell them what's on your big brain."
Well, first of all, I would like to thank
of you for including me in your stories, and I
to encourage the rest of you to do so. I
I can perform
many functions within the storyline
figuring a scientific or medical mystery
to care for the injured or ill main
Bobby interjected, peering around Hank's
to look into the camera. "He wants smut!"
Hank cast a withering look over his
and Bobby slumped back. "Please, do not
him. I, ah, have needs, just like any other
but but I find the I believe you call
it a PWP
yes, yes, I find the PWP somewhat
on, they can be fun! Aren't they talking
you in that First Times and Fantasies
gonna be the virgin, na-na-na-na-na"
I had heard that. On the other hand, I
there is even the slightest possibility
that I will
be recounting my first time with St. John,
more than I can say for one of us." That
silence Bobby. "In any case, if I may
I would also like to set some misconceptions
The first is regarding my twinkie
While I admit to a predilection for the
creamy treats, most of you have greatly
my love of this particular desert. I do
a twinkie obsession, I assure you."
to Hank, Bobby had fished a package of
out of Hank's nightstand and was displaying
the camera behind Hank's back.
do not spend *all* of my time in the lab. I
hobbies. Among them are opera, reading,
occasional game of touch football on the
grounds." Bobby crept up behind Hank and
head to contradict his friend's words. Hank
that. "Robert would you mind very much
me alone. I wish to speak to the authors in
insisted in his very serious voice,
Bobby to frown, but to leave Hank's room.
where were we? I " Hank sat back on the
the package of Twinkies Bobby had left
he did. "Oh, goodness. Ah, please please
that." He gingerly removed the smooshed
from beneath his posterior and placed them on
"Now, on to the important matters. I
feel I can
confide in you all."
for a moment, gathering his thoughts.
often written me as having a poor opinion of
especially my appearance. There is some truth
but I have learned to live with my unique
quite well, I think." He paused again, this
time a little
longer. "It is just that it is simply
I wish for others to get to know me, authors
alike. I feel strongly that if one
get to know me, they would like me. They
a little closer to the camera. "My
*is* daunting, but I refuse to believe that
not someone, just *one* person out there who
beyond the outer me and to the inner me. I
quite a bit of time developing the inner
I am I am quite happy with who I am, if I do
say so myself.
I believe I am a a good person."
fell to the bed covers and away from the
"Not not to toot my own horn, as the saying
am sure I have flaws, like anyone else, but I
are you done yet?"
"In a moment,
Robert." Hank sighed, then faced the
again. "I suppose I should make this
wish, dear authors, is to be written about
that others may get to know the inner me, and
begin to look beyond my appearance. You need
me a main character, not really. Any
role would be welcome. And Twinkies they
ready to watch the game, are you
be right there." Hank frowned and approached
to turn it off, but caught himself, leaning
for one last message. "Thank you for your
let me know if I can be of service. And
thank you to those of you who have
me in your stories. It is much appreciated.
I hope to
hear from you soon."
chest once again fills the frame, before